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Numerically my chances of finding someone who is a single female within a ten year age range in a 25 mile area are slim. There are only 1,200 people who match that (this number is before any other criteria outside of white, female, single, 32 - 48.) That number is dwindling fast in this Jimmy Carter era economy.
So I put myself out there to someone who matches those basic features only to find she is a bot:
“Hello Dear,
Am bridgette from detroit MI,thanks so much for the message.ui take alook at my profile very well..l really don't know how to start let me say you are the first person l will have a word with on here...and when l discover myself l find out that something special wanted to happened...Well Sweetie l want to know you more better can you tell me what are you looking for in a woman.amlooking for ereal love distant is never too far for two who are in love,i wish i can tracvell..well to know more about me, what do you think can make you happy in life, what is the best thing you love to do in life, what do you like for fun, Have you dream of any woman before, what Luck have you find on here...Can you be sincerely be honest with me, and tell me how many woman have you write to on here...I am a fun loving, caring and sincere woman who is looking for the same in his mate. I do not play games and I am not looking for game players. I have wasted enough time playing games.
Family and close friends are very important me. I I am the only one who my niece will allow to take her trick or treating, someone has to protect her from the monsters. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, and wants to have a family. I have no objection about having a relationship with someone who already has children however I do want a family of my own.I am looking for the same qualities in a man. I am looking for someone who is not afraid to express themselves, who is willing to try new things. I also like to be spontaneous, and I am looking for the same in a man. I have an off the wall sense of humor, and need someone who can appreciate that and can be just as funny. Above all I am looking for some who wants to be in a committed relationship and can be understanding, when I have a bad day at work and in return I can do the same for him. I believe that honesty and communication are the two keys to a healthy and successful relationship.
What makes you come to lnternet to make a chioce, what are the special thing you are looking for on here basically on a woman...how old are you,what makes you have lnterest in me,what is your name l mean your middle name and surname, where do you lived what is your favorite food you like eating, what do you think can make you the happiest man in life, what is your favourite colour, what is your hero, what is your plan, what do you do for living for work, do you have kids, do you lived alone, or with family, or with roommate... what is the bad thing you ever pass through in life, what is the good thing you have pass through in life, do you have a car,what is your best type of clothes you lime wearing, what is the best type of shoe you like wearing, please tell me all about you and what have not asked you..
l will be glad lf all this could be answer and then l will know maybe will are compatible or when you still had from me maybe will are you will decided that in your heart....Just don't be curious of asking of too much of my question please or lf there is any way l hurt you in an areas please tell me...l'm a woman of respect and honest and caring kind that gave honor to man and make everyone happy in life...l look at your profile and that makes me happy and l really love all what you said about you,...so i will email you right on my personal address write over there cause i am kinda new on this internet.. write me back at….”
Oi Vey!
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Reminds me of the people I work with on Thusdays.
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